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i suffered from a decade long bout of constipation from age 8 till maybe 22. italian butcher accent: bart ay haf fand de keyor! designed a diet of selected fruits to make things so smooth i feel like a slurpee machine minus the rump rotation and of course the brain freeze. fellow constipators will understand the pain and agony i went through which include social embarrassment, a huge boil named sir evan goby and ooooh, blood. every successful download provides exhilaration that other regular-mandatory-comes-naturally-accompnied-with-newspapers-in-the-morning downloaders will never comprehend. the sense of achievement should be soundtracked with a 21st Century Fox opening theme. in fact, in a schizo kind of way you can hear the blaring of the trumpets as you pull/push the handle. it is akin to successfully growing a plant that was never meant to be cultivated in your country's climate, teaching your dog to say "mama" or maybe paint an exact replica of "The Oath of Horatii".

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